

Ian realizes that apps would suck if they were realistic. After the fat guy asked about the app, the rapper backs away in the sense of awkwardness. Bustos) who he thought he got his fatness from FatBooth. The guy ( Ryan Todd) greets Ian and Anthony with his gun aimed at them which the duo got scared.Ī rapper (Anthony) approaches a fat guy ( Ernesto S. However, the girl states that they're being kidnapped by a creepy guy with a mustache.
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Anthony just likes the fact that the driver isn't a creepy guy with a mustache.

The Uber girl (Brooke Lusk) greets Ian and Anthony into the car. The other Anthony complains to the current Ian and Anthony that they already made the exact same joke in in another If It Were Real episode where they shamelessly self promote themselves while the other Ian says that their current selves suck. Ian yells, "THIS IS THE BEST APP EVER!" while Anthony shouts "I JUST S**T MY PANTS!" However, other versions of Ian and Anthony were sitting at a table near by. When Anthony opens the app, a heavenly bright light shines out of his phone. The soldier's father says "Sorry, not sorry."Īnthony asks Siri to route Ian and him to Pen Island, but instead Siri routes them to PENIS LAND! Fabian greets Ian and Anthony as Sebastian asks them if they want to grind some meat with them. The girlfriend felt less sad about banging his dad (Ian). He also responded that he was sorry for crying like a bitch.Īll the girlfriend heard was that he's leaving her when he gets home and that she was called a bitch. Sebastian agrees as they start grinding raw meat into sausages.Ī personified Pandora (Anthony) notices that the nerd (Ian) likes something that's new, Snoop, and Kanye however, Pandora sang The Story of My Life in a high-pitched voice instead of a song the nerd will like.Ī soldier (Anthony) tells his girlfriend (Brittni Barger) that he'll never leave her no matter what and that she will become his wife when he gets home. The third girl ( Brittni Barger) says that she would bang Anthony, but he didn't really care about responding to her since he just wanted satisfaction of knowing that the girl would bang him.įabian (Ian) asks Sebastian (Anthony) if he wants to grind with him. The nerd gives up another dollar to the King employee.Īnthony starts liking three girls, only because he would bang them. A King employee (Anthony) offers the nerd to keep on playing for another dollar. He screams, "So many dicks! Why, Snapchat? WHY?"Ī nerd (Ian) tries to arrange the candy to win the game, but decides to quit the game. He also asks how stupid apps would be if they were realistic.Īnthony is surrounded by dicks. Anthony pauses his game of Temple Run and states that no one cares if they're fake. Ian thinks the picture is fake since no one looks that perfect when getting out of bed. Ian goes onto Instagram and finds a photo of a girl waking up from her beauty sleep. All those apps on your phone are AMAZING! But in real life they'd probably really SUCK!
